Verily, when the administrators of blogger.com failed to keep My blog accessible at all hours, I didst position My great finger over the Delete key on the great Computer of Life. I, in My infinite mercy, have spared their lives, for they know not what they have done. And I am a God of compassion, and Creator of all things. Should they stray from the path a second time, however, they will know My greatest wrath and be stricken from this Earth as a warning to all others who dare disobey the Almighty.
posted by God at 8/29/2003 11:51:00 AM
Hello, children, sheep of My flock and those who I most adore. Though I am perfect and need answer no one, I will truly explain My will to not post here since I last did post, so that you may be enlightened and lifted by My Wisdom. You see, children, due to the blundering plundering of the current President of the United States (sometimes even I Myself wonder what got into Me when I allowed THAT to happen...), I have been terribly busy accepting many members of the fine Iraqi people, who gain My favor daily by prostrating themselves towards Mecca, into my Infinite Kingdom where they now frolic with the Angels and Virgins. It is due to his negligence of My Eleven Commandments that I have withheld the information that I earlier promised you. Until you learn to love each other, My promise will not come to pass.
posted by God at 4/29/2003 06:51:00 AM
Hello, and welcome to My humble web-abode. Please come here for the latest thoughts and works-in-progress of the Almighty Himself, Me! Soon I will be adding disaster and miracle schedules so that you may know, as I do, what places to stay away from and gravitate towards in the future, which I also know verily. Oh yes, I've added a new commandment to the list:
Commandment XI: Thou shalt read My blog each day.
posted by God at 11/27/2002 07:32:00 AM
